I'm Dee Leone, professional copywriter for twenty mumble-something years. To conserve time, I've skipped the bio and packed everything you need to know in the work and resumé you're about to see. So, no humblebrags about starting college at seventeen. Or winning an international award in fashion design. Sure I've owned two razor-toothed baby alligators and heroically scaled the Pyramid of the Sun at Teotihuacán, but hasn't everyone? And who cares about that Clio? OK, that one is relevant. Point is, what you need is a good copywriter. Someone with loads of experience and a respectable bounty of awards. That's me. I can help you do great advertising that gets results. The rest is just so much window dressing. Like that one stint at the hardware store. But that's for another time.